Ever feel like Manila’s traffic has given your back more knots than a Boy Scout’s training session? Worry not! StarDeals has got an astig offer that's more tempting than the latest chismis from Barangay Telenovela!

Presenting Querencia Wellness Spa & Cafe in Garden Villas, Laguna: the solution to your "I deserve better than this kanto massage!" woes. For only P199, get a full-on, 60-minute massage. Imagine, an hour’s worth of relaxation for less than what you'd spend on four milk teas! (Though, who’s counting? Wink)

Still feeling extra? Dive into 75 glorious minutes of either hot stone therapy (hotter than your latest IG post) or try the Ventosa—yes, the same one your Lola swears by every time she sees a lamig on your back—for only P299! That’s more sulit than your auntie's 3-hour kwento session.

And here’s the icing on the bibingka: after pampering, swing by their cafe. Because let's be honest, what's relaxation without a little food trip?

Remember, these deals are hotter than summer in April, and they won’t last! Just like Tito Boy's hair, once it's gone, it's gone. So, book now and let Querencia take you from stressed to blessed! 🌟🍃