Ahoy, weary city warrior! 👋 Do the bustling streets of Manila, the intense heat of the sun, and that eternal search for the next perfect merienda spot have your shoulders knotted tighter than a freshly wrapped lumpia? Fret not, because Zoetry Massage & Slimming Spa is here to knead those troubles away!

For just P198 — yes, that’s less than the cost of three cups of your fave milk tea — you can enjoy a whole hour with a Swedish-Shiatsu full body massage. This isn't just any massage; imagine the most tender adobo slow-cooked to perfection, but instead of pork, it's your muscles being tenderly taken care of. And at such a price drop from P698, your wallet will feel just as relaxed and pampered as your body!

Situated at the heart of Congressional, QC in the chic One Joroma building, Zoetry Spa promises an escape from the relentless tita chismis and the endless traffic jams. But act quickly! Deals this good disappear faster than that last slice of leche flan at a family gathering. Say “Paalam!” to stress and “Kamusta!” to relaxation. Secure your spot and let’s get kneading! 🌺👐🎉